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Inspired by (and totally not ripped off of) JelloApocalypse's Movies Reviewed in 10 Words or Less series, I'm going to try and review almost every video game I own in ten words or fewer. I won't give ratings because I suck at deciding how much I like something, so I guess these'll be more like summaries than reviews? Anyway, here they are.
Also, I know some of these might sound a bit harsh or negative, but that doesn't always mean I dislike the game.
Assassin's Creed II - One character says "It's-a me, Mario!" Enough said.
Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood - Now you can make your own assassins!
Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag - (singing) Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free!
Batman: Arkham Asylum - (gruff voice) I'm Batman.
Bayonetta - Devil May Cry, fanservice edition!
Blue Dragon - Proof that cliché storms aren't always bad.
Brütal Legend - Great concept, awesome soundtrack, mediocre gameplay.
Crash Bandicoot - The sequels were a LOT better.
Catherine - If you die in your dreams, you die for real!
Devil May Cry 4 - KYRIEEEE!
Dragon Ball: Raging Blast - More fun to watch the computer play.
Eternal Sonata - Explore a world of music with Chopin as a character.
Final Fantasy X - An evil religious cult? Never heard that one before.
Final Fantasy X-2 - "Eww, it's so girly!" Shut up, it's good.
Final Fantasy XIII - Walk Down the Corridor: The Game.
Final Fantasy XIII-2 - TIME AND SPACE TIME AND SPACE TIME AND SPACE
Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII - Majora's Mask, except you can't reset time.
God of War III - The battle with Cronus is reason alone to get this.
Heavenly Sword - God of War with a female protagonist in ancient Asia.
Heavy Rain - Did there really need to be so many endings?
Infinite Undiscovery - The intro movie spoils the final battle.
Kingdom Hearts I - Remember when the plot used to be simple?
Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories - Kingdom Hearts, but it's a card game now!
Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days - Is sea-salt ice cream really that tasty?
Kingdom Hearts II - Some of the best boss fights ever.
Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep - Terra's storyline is basically Star Wars.
Kingdom Hearts Re:coded - Very imaginative genre-roulette game.
Kingdom Hearts 3D: Dream Drop Distance - The World Ends with You characters are in this? Awesome!
The Last of Us - The most well-done AI partner ever.
LEGO Batman - EVERY Batman character is in this game. Like, ever.
LEGO Harry Potter Years 1-4 - Same deal with this one.
Lost Odyssey - What if the Blue Dragon team made a serious game?
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance - The best Metal Gear Solid parody ever.
Metal Gear V: Ground Zeroes - The nostalgia mission was better than the story mission.
Persona 5 - Shido's Palace is the ONLY thing I dislike about this.
Prince of Persia - Parkour has never been more fun or gravity-defying.
Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands - More like "The Forgotten Game".
Resident Evil 5 - It's sad when the AI partner is a better shot.
Sonic Unleashed - Half Sonic game, half God of War game.
Sonic Generations - Best. Sonic game. Ever.
Tales of Xillia - I can't wait for the anime of this.
Okay, that's all I feel like doing. Now go away.
Also, I know some of these might sound a bit harsh or negative, but that doesn't always mean I dislike the game.
Assassin's Creed II - One character says "It's-a me, Mario!" Enough said.
Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood - Now you can make your own assassins!
Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag - (singing) Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free!
Batman: Arkham Asylum - (gruff voice) I'm Batman.
Bayonetta - Devil May Cry, fanservice edition!
Blue Dragon - Proof that cliché storms aren't always bad.
Brütal Legend - Great concept, awesome soundtrack, mediocre gameplay.
Crash Bandicoot - The sequels were a LOT better.
Catherine - If you die in your dreams, you die for real!
Devil May Cry 4 - KYRIEEEE!
Dragon Ball: Raging Blast - More fun to watch the computer play.
Eternal Sonata - Explore a world of music with Chopin as a character.
Final Fantasy X - An evil religious cult? Never heard that one before.
Final Fantasy X-2 - "Eww, it's so girly!" Shut up, it's good.
Final Fantasy XIII - Walk Down the Corridor: The Game.
Final Fantasy XIII-2 - TIME AND SPACE TIME AND SPACE TIME AND SPACE
Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII - Majora's Mask, except you can't reset time.
God of War III - The battle with Cronus is reason alone to get this.
Heavenly Sword - God of War with a female protagonist in ancient Asia.
Heavy Rain - Did there really need to be so many endings?
Infinite Undiscovery - The intro movie spoils the final battle.
Kingdom Hearts I - Remember when the plot used to be simple?
Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories - Kingdom Hearts, but it's a card game now!
Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days - Is sea-salt ice cream really that tasty?
Kingdom Hearts II - Some of the best boss fights ever.
Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep - Terra's storyline is basically Star Wars.
Kingdom Hearts Re:coded - Very imaginative genre-roulette game.
Kingdom Hearts 3D: Dream Drop Distance - The World Ends with You characters are in this? Awesome!
The Last of Us - The most well-done AI partner ever.
LEGO Batman - EVERY Batman character is in this game. Like, ever.
LEGO Harry Potter Years 1-4 - Same deal with this one.
Lost Odyssey - What if the Blue Dragon team made a serious game?
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance - The best Metal Gear Solid parody ever.
Metal Gear V: Ground Zeroes - The nostalgia mission was better than the story mission.
Persona 5 - Shido's Palace is the ONLY thing I dislike about this.
Prince of Persia - Parkour has never been more fun or gravity-defying.
Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands - More like "The Forgotten Game".
Resident Evil 5 - It's sad when the AI partner is a better shot.
Sonic Unleashed - Half Sonic game, half God of War game.
Sonic Generations - Best. Sonic game. Ever.
Tales of Xillia - I can't wait for the anime of this.
Okay, that's all I feel like doing. Now go away.
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