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A Heist with Markiplier - All Endings

1. Clever Girl

Guns Blazing > Car > Try to Fix > I Don't Trust Strangers

2. Monkey See, Monkey Kill

Guns Blazing > Car > Try to Fix > An Adventure Sounds Lovely > Don't Give the Statue

3. A Heavenly Adventure

Guns Blazing > Car > Try to Fix > An Adventure Sounds Lovely > Give the Statue

4. Friends 4 Unlife

Guns Blazing > Car > Walk to Base > Tell the Truth

5. The Coward's Way Out

Guns Blazing > Car > Walk to Base > I'm Fine! > The Scientist > ABSOLUTELY NOT!!

6. The End

Guns Blazing > Car > Walk to Base > I'm Fine! > The Scientist > For the Greater Good

7. What Did You Expect?

Guns Blazing > Car > Walk to Base > I'm Fine! > The Soldier > I'm Hiding Something

8. The Cure

Guns Blazing > Car > Walk to Base > I'm Fine! > The Soldier > Ed's Hiding Something > Tuna

9. Friends of the Dead

Guns Blazing > Car > Walk to Base > I'm Fine! > The Soldier > Ed's Hiding Something > PB&J

10. Life Sentence

Guns Blazing > Helicopter > Rally the Prisoners > Prison Life for Me

11. Dance to the Death

Guns Blazing > Helicopter > Rally the Prisoners > I Want to Be Free > Thanks but No Thanks

12. I Want to Be Free

Guns Blazing > Helicopter > Rally the Prisoners > I Want to Be Free > Thanks and also Yes Please

13. Shut Up!

Guns Blazing > Helicopter > Charm the Guards > Dig Dig Dig > What's in the Box?

14. Be Quiet!

Guns Blazing > Helicopter > Charm the Guards > What's That? > Oh HELL No! > What's in the Box?

15. Time Is on Our Side

Guns Blazing > Helicopter > Charm the Guards > Dig Dig Dig > Stick to the Plan > Open the Box

16. The Interview

Guns Blazing > Helicopter > Charm the Guards > What's That? > Oh HELL No! > Stick to the Plan > Open the Box

17. It Was ME the Whole Time

Guns Blazing > Helicopter > Charm the Guards > Dig Dig Dig > Stick to the Plan > Shoot Bob

18. It Was MY Joke

Guns Blazing > Helicopter > Charm the Guards > What's That? > Oh HELL No! > Stick to the Plan > Shoot Wade

19. The Enigma of Happy Trails Penitentiary
Guns Blazing > Helicopter > Charm the Guards > What's That? > This Seems Safe

20. I Believe I Can Fly

All Sneaky Like > Light Tunnel > Wait For Rescue > I Know Everything

21. In the Soulstone

All Sneaky Like > Light Tunnel > Wait For Rescue > I Know Nothing > Golden Treasure

22. A Pirate's Life for Me

All Sneaky Like > Light Tunnel > Wait For Rescue > I Know Nothing > Treasured Gold

23. Not Again...

All Sneaky Like > Light Tunnel > Row Home > Build a Sign

24. Imma Firin' Mah Lazarrr!

All Sneaky Like > Light Tunnel > Row Home > Find Shelter > Enter the Cave > You First

25. Don't Judge a Book by Its Human-Skin Cover

All Sneaky Like > Light Tunnel > Row Home > Find Shelter > Enter the Cave > Me First

26. Fresh Meat

All Sneaky Like > Light Tunnel > Row Home > Find Shelter > RUN AWAY!!

27. When Will You Learn?

All Sneaky Like > Dark Tunnel > Split Up

28. Are You Serious?

All Sneaky Like > Dark Tunnel > Don't Split Up > Split Up

29. One Last Split Up

All Sneaky Like > Dark Tunnel > Don't Split Up > Don't Split Up > Don't Split Up > Split Up

30. Once More, with Feeling

All Sneaky Like > Dark Tunnel > Don't Split Up > Don't Split Up > Don't Split Up > Don't Split Up

31. Ignorance Is Bliss

All Sneaky Like > Dark Tunnel > Don't Split Up > Don't Split Up > Split Up

Trivia:
Ending 19 is a reference to "The Enigma of Amigara Fault", a bonus story from the horror manga Gyo Ugomeku Bukimi by Junji Ito. The description for the video reads "You don't read much manga, do you?"
According to Mark on a livestream, ending 6 is the canon ending, and leads directly into A Date with Markiplier.
Ending 31 features references to Who Killed Markiplier?, as well as the appearance of Darkiplier. Despite this, Mark has confirmed that A Heist with Markiplier has no connection to Who Killed Markiplier? apart from this ending, and has debunked rumours that the Markiplier in this series is the same as "Actor Mark" from Who Killed Markiplier?.
This series contains several references to A Date with Markiplier.
 - Ending 22 begins with a narrator saying "Ah, treasure. The chicken of the sea." This is almost identical to how the narration for the "Tuna Triumph" ending in A Date with Markiplier begins, only with "tuna" in place of "treasure".
 - Both series involve you having to make a choice between two sandwiches, one PB&J and the other tuna. The scene before said choice, with an explosion causing a skeleton to land near the two of you, is almost identical in both series.
 - In A Date with Markiplier, the "Mark Ded AF" ending happens if you agree to split up when Mark suggests it. In this series, splitting up always leads to a bad ending.
 - In the "True End" ending of A Date with Markiplier, Wilford Warfstache says that he doesn't have you scheduled for an interview. Ending 16 of this series involved Wilford starting to interview you.
Originally, JackSepticEye was planned to play the Hermit, but he was busy, so MatPat filled the role instead.
Illinois is a very clear parody of Indiana Jones. Mark also said that he was doing a Patrick Warburton impersonation for the voice.
Ending 1's name is a reference to Jurassic Park.
Ending 21 is a reference to a scene from Avengers: Infinity War, complete with dialogue taken from that scene.