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Please stop buying coffee from us

Cuphead - All Boss Death Quotes Just because. The Root Pack Sal Spudder: Buttered, smashed, and mashed. It's over for you. Ollie Bulb: Hey little guy, it's O.K. if you have to cry! Chauncey Chantenay: I'm lean, mean, and full of beta-carotene. Goopy Le Grande Phase 1: With a face like mine is it a crime to be bouncing all the time? Phase 2: I'm a handsome slime bringing pain -- one bounce at a time! Phase 3: I'm very smashing... even in grave situations! Hilda Berg Phase 1: Fitting, isn't it? I'm a blimp -- you're a wimp. Phase 2: You won't get too far... it's been foretold in the stars. Phase 3: You lost too soon and I was only half moon! Cagney Carnation Phase 1: Fools who attempt to fight this will leave with allergic rhinitis! Phase 2: Extreme pollination and total domination! Ribby and Croaks Phase 1: We've had fightin' souls since we've been tiny tadpoles. Phase 2: Crude and bad, 'cause we're from the wrong side of the l...

Let me introduce the band for you, okay?

 Though I'd let some of my characters introduce themselves for you. January: The name's January. And that's all I'm giving you. If you want to know more, then let your imagination run free. February: ...Huh, wha? Oh, umm... I-I'm February. Or you can call me Feb... I like, umm... daydreaming, and fairytales, and... love... and January... March: Hi! Serial 030365, designation March, at your service! I'm a portable model Persocom with a lot of helpful features! I hope I can assist in any way you want! April: It's a pleasure to meet you. My name is April. I enjoy being at the service of others, helping them feel comfortable and attending to their needs. Please let me know if I can be of any service. May: Hi, I'm May. I'm deaf, so I mostly communicate with sign language, but I can type just fine! I like exercising and keeping fit and active, especially running. June: Hey, June here. Let's see... I love guns, cars, and machines in general. And I'm...

Freeze the arrow in the air

 Fleeing the Complex Walkthrough Government Supported Private Investigator + Ghost Inmate = Cleaned 'em Out Magic Hat > Window > Free Transform > SuccPak Government Supported Private Investigator + Convict Allies = Triple Threat (From left to right) 4 > Barrel > Cannon > Diversion > Henry's Plan Government Supported Private Investigator + Presumed Dead = Valiant Hero Trash Ball > Charles > Vent > 33 Government Supported Private Investigator + International Rescue Operative = Special BROvert Ops Drawing > Trapeze > Remote Toppat > Red Herring > Swapper > Horn Pure-Blooded Thief + Ghost Inmate = Jewel Baron Mosquito Mode > Teleporter > Open > Yell > Grow 'n Shrink Pure-Blooded Thief + Convict Allies = Pardoned Pals Rope + Wings > Time Machine > Block > The Government Pure-Blooded Thief + Convict Allies = Toppat Recruits   Rope + Wings > Time Machine > Block > The Toppat Clan Pure-Blooded Thief + Presum...

iteachvader's Robotnik Poop Jokes

A reference for myself. Picture of my niece - Robotnik Misplaces His Parasol No ??? can penetrate it - Robotnik BASE Jumps from the ISS Old fashioned joke theft - Robotnik Forgets to Install Antivirus Spinmaster promotion - Robotnik Lands on Free Parking The sun is just farting - Robotnik Chokes on a Lifesaver Final Smash - Robotnik Arrives Two Minutes Late For a couple of hours iMuse - Robotnik Lands on Free Parking Use the damn doors - Robotnik Misplaces His Parasol You stole my joke - Robotnik Arrives Two Minutes Late I'm not going to finish that song - Robotnik Forgets to Install Antivirus Gonna make mice - Robotnik Inserts His Floppy Disk Oh get up here Vader - Robotnik Misplaces His Parasol The old me - Robotnik Publishes a Bestseller Nutella - Robotnik Lands on Free Parking

Dreams of fire, we are alchemy

A Heist with Markiplier - All Endings 1. Clever Girl Guns Blazing > Car > Try to Fix > I Don't Trust Strangers 2. Monkey See, Monkey Kill Guns Blazing > Car > Try to Fix > An Adventure Sounds Lovely > Don't Give the Statue 3. A Heavenly Adventure Guns Blazing > Car > Try to Fix > An Adventure Sounds Lovely > Give the Statue 4. Friends 4 Unlife Guns Blazing > Car > Walk to Base > Tell the Truth 5. The Coward's Way Out Guns Blazing > Car > Walk to Base > I'm Fine! > The Scientist > ABSOLUTELY NOT!! 6. The End Guns Blazing > Car > Walk to Base > I'm Fine! > The Scientist > For the Greater Good 7. What Did You Expect? Guns Blazing > Car > Walk to Base > I'm Fine! > The Soldier > I'm Hiding Something 8. The Cure Guns Blazing > Car > Walk to Base > I'm Fine! > The Soldier > Ed's Hiding Something > Tuna 9. Friends of ...

Baby, you were born this way

Found this on Dina's blog, so decided to do it myself. Pride Month survey time! 1. What’s your gender? Trans female. 2. What are your pronouns? She/her. 3. Is your family accepting? Yes, which I'm very grateful for. I know a lot of trans girls (and LGBT+ people in general) whose families aren't accepting at all, so I consider myself very lucky that mine is. 4. What do you wish you could tell your past self? My past self was kind of a self-absorbed, arrogant prick, so while there's a lot I'd like to be able to tell her, I doubt she'd actually take any of it to heart. 5. What is your sexuality? I'm a lesbiab. Lesbiam. Less Bien. Girls. 6. Favorite color? Purple. 7. Sun gay or moon gay? I have no idea what this means, but... moon? 8. When did you find out your sexuality? It was a very gradual process. I started getting more comfortable presenting as female online around 2011-2012, but I never fully realised I was trans until around 2013-ish. ...

Don't be astounded by the things they make you do for amusement's sake

Time for some pointless trivia about Warner Bros. cartoons, mostly Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies. Duck Amuck is one of only three Chuck Jones cartoons to be included in the National Film Registry, the others being What's Opera, Doc? and One Froggy Evening . Chuck Jones created Duck Amuck to speak directly to the audience. He wanted to prove that people know Daffy Duck as a character, not just a cartoon. Bugs was a last minute addition to Duck Amuck . Jones also considered putting footage of himself in the last scene. Sylvester's name comes from the scientific name for the wild cat, Silvestris. Originally, Tweety was a pink baby bird, but the censors thought he looked naked, so they made him yellow and turned him into a canary. Canaries are known for being more territorial than other birds, which explains why Tweety fights off Sylvester so well. Bob Clampett based Tweety's initial appearance on pictures of himself as a baby. Tweety's characteristics are b...

Serious Post: Dealing with Depressed People

Disclaimer: I am not a psychologist or a psychiatrist in any sense, this is just what I've learned from experience and reading random stuff on the internet. What Not to Say to a Depressed Person "It could be worse." - Yeah, but it could be a lot better, too. Saying this just invalidates their pain and makes them feel like they don't "deserve" to be depressed, which will inevitably make them feel worse. "You have no reason to be depressed." - Yes, that's exactly the problem. They have no reason to be depressed, but they still are. "Just cheer up." or "Just snap out of it." - If it were that easy, they wouldn't be depressed in the first place. "Other people have it so much worse than you." - This comes off as trying to make them feel bad for feeling bad. It's like telling a happy person that they shouldn't be happy because other people have it better than them. "It's all in your head....

And a dream is what remains

So... yeah, hi everyone, it's August here. I don't blog much, but... somehow I got talked into doing this. So I wouldn't call myself a huge fan of... hypnosis, and stuff, though I have learned to use it for myself in some ways... But, as embarrassing as it is for me to admit, I go under REALLY easily. And... I've noticed that some... "devices" are more effective than others at putting me in trance, so I'm gonna... rate them, I guess? Or at least review them. I dunno. Why am I doing this...? Oh well, let's just get this over with so I can go back to reading. Pocketwatches - Ah, the classic pocketwatch. This has a kind of old-school charm to it that I really like. Maybe it's because I like old books, but old-fashioned stuff is kinda comforting to me. That said, though, these don't really get me very deep. A swinging pocketwatch might make me a bit drifty, and combined with an induction I'd probably go under, but the watches themselves o...

The crazy part ain't dreaming, wishing on a falling star

It's been a while since I've done a pointless trivia, so how about another one on Mega Man ? Covering the whole franchise, or at least as much of it as I can think of interesting things to say about. The whole reason for Mega Man's predominantly blue colour scheme is that the NES colour palette has a slightly larger selection of shades of blue than any other colour, and Capcom wanted the most detailed sprite possible for the character. Many of the characters in the games have names related to music in some way. Mega Man's Japanese name is Rockman, which combines with the main female character Roll to make rock and roll. Bass and Treble refer to the two clefs in music, and their Japanese names, Forte and Gospel, are also music references ("forte" means "loud" in Italian and is a notation meaning "play this loudly", while "gospel" is a style of music). Proto Man's Japanese name is Blues, another style of music. His English n...