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What is it you dream of, child of mine?

Here's a little NAQ for people who might be interested. What's an NAQ, you ask? Well, it's like an FAQ, only it's questions people never ask me. (Okay, maybe some people ask me some of these, but not very often.) Q: What's your real name? A: My first name is April. I'm not telling you my last name. Q: Where do you live? A: In England, far away from everyone else I know (except Angel). Q: How old are you? A: 29. I'll be 30 in March. Q: Are you male or female? A: I'm a transgender female, currently 3+ months on HRT. Q: What do you look like? A: Not feminine enough. But I'm hoping that'll change sooner or later. Q: Do you actually have a real job? A: I work as a live-in carer for a housemate. I get paid for it, and it also means I don't have to look for work, so I'm happy. I also sometimes edit my housemate's stories, but that's more a thing I do to help out rather than an actual job. Q: Wait, your housemate write

Beautiful face, mind of a child

Inspired by (and totally not ripped off of) JelloApocalypse's Movies Reviewed in 10 Words or Less series, I'm going to try and review almost every video game I own in ten words or fewer. I won't give ratings because I suck at deciding how much I like something, so I guess these'll be more like summaries than reviews? Anyway, here they are. Also, I know some of these might sound a bit harsh or negative, but that doesn't always mean I dislike the game. Assassin's Creed II - One character says "It's-a me, Mario!" Enough said. Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood - Now you can make your own assassins! Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag - (singing) Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free! Batman: Arkham Asylum - (gruff voice) I'm Batman. Bayonetta - Devil May Cry, fanservice edition! Blue Dragon - Proof that cliché storms aren't always bad. Brütal Legend - Great concept, awesome soundtrack, mediocre gameplay. Crash Bandicoot - The