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In order to celebrate completing the Tattle Log (read: enemy bestiary) in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door, I thought I'd write it out for you. Obviously spoilers, so don't look if you ever plan to complete this game.

I've even included the Japanese names of the enemies too, because I'm just awesome like that.

1. Goomba
Japanese Name: Kuribō (Roughly "Chestnut People", derived from "kuri", meaning "chestnut")
Location: Various
Max HP: 2
Attack: 1
Defense: 0
Description: The underling of underlings. No other distinguishing characteristics.

2. Paragoomba
Japanese Name: Patakuribō (From "pata", an onomatopoeia for a flapping sound, and kuribō, Goomba's Japanese name)
Location: Various
Max HP: 2
Attack: 1
Defense: 0
Description: A Goomba with wings. Can't reach it with a hammer while it's in the air, but once it's damaged, its wings get clipped. It's kind of sad, really.

3. Spiky Goomba
Japanese Name: Togekuribō (Spine Goomba)
Location: Various
Max HP: 2
Attack: 2
Defense: 0
A Goomba that wears a spiked helmet. Slightly higher Attack power than a typical Goomba.

4. Hyper Goomba
Japanese Name: Hyper Kuribō
Location: Twilight Trail
Max HP: 8
Attack: 2
Defense: 0
Description: When this hyperactive Goomba charges up, its Attack rises to 8, so watch yourself!

5. Hyper Paragoomba
Japanese Name: Hyper Patakuribō
Location: Twilight Trail
Max HP: 8
Attack: 2
Defense: 0
Description: When this winged Hyper Goomba charges up, its Attack power rises to 8.

6. Hyper Spiky Goomba
Japanese Name: Hyper Togekuribō
Location: Twilight Trail
Max HP: 8
Attack: 3
Defense: 0
Description: When this spike-headed Hyper Goomba charges up, its Attack power rises to 9, so heads up!

7. Gloomba
Japanese Name: Yami Kuribō (Dark Goomba)
Location: Pit of 100 Trials
Max HP: 7
Attack: 3
Defense: 0
Description: A Goomba that likes dark, damp places. It must look like that because it lives belowground!

8. Paragloomba
Japanese Name: Yami Patakuribō
Location: Pit of 100 Trials
Max HP: 7
Attack: 3
Defense: 0
Description: A Gloomba with wings that may or may not get moldy.

9. Spiky Gloomba
Japanese Name: Yami Togekuribō
Location: Pit of 100 Trials
Max HP: 7
Attack: 4
Defense: 0
Description: A Gloomba with a painful-looking spike that likes damp places.

10. Koopa Troopa
Japanese Name: Nokonoko (An onomatopoeia for doing something nonchalantly or unconcernedly)
Location: Petal Meadows
Max HP: 4
Attack: 2
Defense: 1
Description: Koopa Troopas have been around forever. Jump on them to flip them over and drop their Defense to zero.

11. Paratroopa
Japanese Name: Patapata (Onomatopoeia for a flapping sound)
Location: Hooktail Castle
Max HP: 4
Attack: 2
Defense: 1
Description: A Koopa Troopa with wings that stays airborne until you stomp on it and send it plunging to the ground.

12. KP Koopa
Japanese Name: Kōrāzu Nokonoko (From kōra, meaning "carapace" (the part of the shell that's on an animal's back))
Location: Glitzville
Max HP: 4
Attack: 2
Defense is 1
Description: A Koopa warrior that battles at the Glitz Pit in Glitzville. It may be a different color than your average Koopa, but its abilities are the same.

13. KP Paratroopa
Japanese Name: Kōrāzu Patapata
Location: Glitzville
Max HP: 4
Attack: 2
Defense: 1
Description: A Koopa Paratroopa who's dyed its shell. Otherwise, it's the same as any other Paratroopa, which means one stomp and it loses its wings.

14. Shady Koopa
Japanese Name: Uranoko (Ura means "underside", or more specifically "underhanded")
Location: Glitzville
Max HP: 8
Attack: 3
Defense: 1
Description: When a Shady Koopa flips back up from its back, its Attack increases. Shady Koopas have a place of honor in the Koopa family tree because of this distinction.

15. Shady Paratroopa
Japanese Name: Urapata
Location: Glitzville
Max HP: 8
Attack: 3
Defense: 1
Description: Other than having wings, this creature isn't very different from a Shady Koopa. Once it flips off its back, it boosts its Attack.

16. Dark Koopa
Japanese Name: Yami Nokonoko
Location: Pit of 100 Trials
Max HP: 8
Attack: 4
Defense: 2
Description: A Koopa that likes dark places. It has a very hard shell, but you can flip it by jumping on it.

17. Dark Paratroopa
Japanese Name: Yami Patapata
Location: Pit of 100 Trials
Max HP: 8
Attack: 4
Defense: 2
Description: A Paratroopa that lives in dark, damp places. It has a very hard shell, but you can flip it over by jumping on it.

18. Koopatrol
Japanese Name: Togenoko
Location: Rogueport Sewers
Max HP: 6
Attack: 4
Defense: 2
Description: Occasionally uses an attack called Charge that saves up energy, and can call in backup for support if you don't defeat it quickly.

19. Dark Koopatrol
Japanese Name: Togenoko Ace
Location: Glitzville
Max HP: 25
Attack: 5
Defense: 2
Description: A member of the elite forces of the Koopa clan. Its pair of red eyes is its most charming feature. After charging its attacks, it deals devastating blows, so watch yourself!

20. Dull Bones
Japanese Name: Honenoko (From "hone", meaning "bone", and "nokonoko", the Japanese name for Koopa Troopas)
Location: Hooktail Castle
Max HP: 1
Attack: 2
Defense: 1
Description: A Koopa Troopa that became a skeleton. It throws bones to attack and builds buddies to help it fight.

21. Red Bones
Japanese Name: Bloody Honenoko
Location: Hooktail Castle
Max HP: 5
Attack: 3
Defense: 1
Description: This ugly, red Dull Bones is stronger than a normal Dull Bones. Even if its HP drops to 0, it can come back to life.

22. Dry Bones
Japanese Name: Karon (From "karakara", meaning "dried up" and an onomatopoeia for the sound of clattering)
Location: Palace of Shadow
Max HP: 8
Attack: 5
Defense: 2
Description: A skeleton Koopa that sometimes builds friends. Even after it collapses at 0 HP, it will sometimes get back up.

23. Dark Bones
Japanese Name: Black Karon
Location: Palace of Shadow
Max HP: 20
Attack: 5
Defense: 2
Description: It's the baddest of the Bones bunch, so its HP is really high. When its HP gets down to 0, it might rise again.

24. Hammer Bro
Japanese Name: Hammer Bros
Location: Glitzville
Max HP: 7
Attack: 4
Defense: 1
Description: Well-known for their vicious and relentless hammer lobs, Hammer Bros. have a reputation as one of Mario's toughest enemies...

25. Boomerang Bro
Japanese Name: Boomerang Bros
Location: Glitzville
Max HP: 7
Attack: 2
Defense: 1
Description: A Koopa who uses boomerangs instead of hammers. Beware of returning boomerangs!

26. Fire Bro
Japanese Name: Fire Bros
Location: Glitzville
Max HP: 7
Attack: 3
Defense: 1
Description: A relative of the Hammer Bros. who can spit fire. If one of his blasts hit you, you may catch on fire!

27. Lakitu
Japanese Name: Jugemu (From a Japanese folktale about a boy named Jugemu with a ridiculously long name who fell into a lake and drowned because his father took such a long time to say his name that by the time he had finished asking for people to help him the boy had already died. Ironically, "Jugemu" means "immortal" in Japanese.)
Location: Glitzville
Max HP: 5
Attack: 2
Defense: 0.
Description: A cloud-riding member of the Koopa tribe, Lakitu attacks by throwing Spiny Eggs, which slowly hatch into Spinies.

28. Dark Lakitu
Japanese Name: Kumori Jugemu (Cloudy Lakitu)
Location: Pit of 100 Trials
Max HP: 13
Attack: 5
Defense is 0.
Description: A Lakitu on a dark cloud. It throws pipes at you that sometimes turn into Sky-Blue Spinies. (Note: "Pipes" should say "eggs", my version of the game says "pipes" for some reason)

29. Spiny
Japanese Name: Togezō (From "toge", meaning "thorn")
Location: Glitzville
Max HP: 3
Attack: 3
Defense: 3
Description: A spine-covered member of the Koopa tribe with extremely high Defense. It cannot be damaged when it rolls into a ball.

30. Sky-Blue Spiny
Japanese Name: Sorairo Togezō (Literally "Sky-Coloured Spiny")
Location: Pit of 100 Trials
Max HP: 6
Attack: 6
Defense: 4
Description: Spawned from a pipe thrown by Dark Lakitu, it will charge at you. When it's balled up, your attacks won't work. (Again, "pipe" should be "egg")

31. Buzzy Beetle
Japanese Name: Met (Short for helmet)
Location: Creepy Steeple
Max HP: 5
Attack: 3
Defense: 4
Description: It's well protected and immune to fire or explosions, but if you flip it over, its Defense drops to zero.

32. Spike Top
Japanese Name: Togemet
Location: Creepy Steeple
Max HP: 5
Attack: 3
Defense: 4
Description: This Buzzy has high Defense and a pointy spike on its shell. You'll take damage if you stomp on it.

33. Parabuzzy
Japanese Name: Patamet
Location: Pirate's Grotto
Max HP: 5
Attack: 3
Defense: 4
Description: A Buzzy with wings and high Defense. It flies in the air, but it'll come down if you stomp on it.

34. Spiky Parabuzzy
Japanese Name: Pata Togemet
Location: Riverside Station
Max HP: 5
Attack: 3
Defense: 4
Description: A Buzzy with wings and a spike. It flies, so a hammer won't reach. It's hard to find attacks that work.

35. Red Spike Buzzy
Japanese Name: Aka Togemet ("Aka" means "red")
Location: Glitzville
Max HP: 5
Attack: 3
Defense: 4
Description: The sturdiest of all the Buzzy Beetles, a Red Spike Top is impervious to fire and explosions. Plus, the spike on its back protects it from being flipped over.

36. Magikoopa
Japanese Name: Kamek (from "kame" meaning "turtle", not to be confused with the character Kamek)
Location: Rogueport Sewers
Max HP: 7
Attack: 4
Defense: 0
Description: A Koopa wizard that'll use all sorts of magic. It breaks apart into multiple copies, so beat it as quickly as you possibly can!

37. Red Magikoopa
Japanese Name: Red Kamek
Location: Glitzville
Max HP: 7
Attack: 4
Defense: 0
Description: This red-garbed Koopa wizard uses a wide variety of magic, including Attack- and Defense-boosting spells.

38. White Magikoopa
Japanese Name: White Kamek
Location: Glitzville
Max HP: 7
Attack: 4
Defense: 0
Description: A white-robed Koopa wizard that uses a wide variety of magic, including magic that replenishes its own HP and that of its allies.

39. Green Magikoopa
Japanese Name: Green Kamek
Location: Glitzville
Max HP: 7
Attack: 4
Defense: 0
Description: A green-robed Koopa wizard that uses a variety of magic spells, including ones that electrify allies or make them invisible.

40. Kammy Koopa
Japanese Name: Kamek-baba (Either "Old Magikoopa Hag" or "Magikoopa Grandmother")
Location: Various
Max HP: 50
Attack: 5
Defense: 0
Description: An old witch who's always with Bowser. She's a nasty, magic-using crone, but you should still respect your elders! Remember that!

41. Bowser
Japanese Name: Koopa (from "Kuppa", a Japanese approximation of the Korean dish gukbap)
Location: Various
Max HP: 70
Attack: 7
Defense: 2
Description: Mario's sworn enemy. He's a big galoot who's come to swipe Peach and the Crystal Stars.

42. Gus
Japanese Name: Gus
Location: Rogueport
Max HP: 20
Attack: 3
Defense: 0
Description: A super-annoying guy with a big pointy spear that he tends to throw at people. Some think he's just a bunch of sass talk, but he's tough.

43. Dark Craw
Japanese Name: Yari Crow (Spear Crow)
Location: Glitzville
Max HP: 20
Attack: 6
Defense: 0
Description: A ghastly-looking spearman that'll poke your feet if you try to stomp it when its spear is pointing up. It attacks by throwing spears or charging.

44. Bandit
Japanese Name: Borodō (Which is "dorobō", meaning "thief", with the kana reversed)
Location: Glitzville
Max HP: 5
Attack: 2
Defense: 0
Description: A petty thief that charges at people and tries to steal coins. If you guard well, though, he can't steal a thing!

45. Big Bandit
Japanese Name: Ō Borodō (Great Bandit)
Location: Glitzville
Max HP: 8
Attack: 3
Defense: 0
Description: A Bandit boss that steals items as well as coins. Guard when he charges at you to hold on to your goods!

46. Badge Bandit
Japanese Name: Badge Borodō
Location: Pit of 100 Trials
Max HP: 12
Attack: 5
Defense: 0
Description: A Bandit who steals badges. His HP and Attack are high. Use your Guard well to keep your badges!

47. Spinia
Japanese Name: Hinia (Possibly from "hineru", meaning "to twist" - spelled as "Hinnyā" in katakana, but I decided to romanise it as Hinia to make it closer to the English name)
Location: Rogueport Sewers
Max HP: 3
Attack: 1
Defense: 0
Description: A strange creature made of thin, papery boards. Still a completely mysterious species.

48. Spania
Japanese Name: Hania (Spelled "Hannyā" in katakana)
Location: Rogueport Sewers
Max HP: 3
Attack: 1
Defense: 0
Description: A Spinia with spines on its head. If you stomp on it, you'll take damage. For whatever reason, it looks really peeved.

49. Spunia
Japanese Name: Henia (Spelled "Hennyā" in katakana, might come from "hen" meaning "weird")
Location: Pit of 100 Trials
Max HP: 12
Attack: 7
Defense: 2
Description: A creature with a body made up of springy discs. It may not look like much, but it's pretty tough.

50. Fuzzy
Japanese Name: Chorobon (No idea on the etymology, might just be a made-up name)
Location: Shhwonk Fortress
Max HP: 3
Attack: 1
Defense: 0
Description: A parasite that sucks up its opponent's HP to replenish its own. Fuzzies are so hyper that it's hard to time your Guard Action Command.

51. Gold Fuzzy
Japanese Name: Gold Chorobon
Location: Shhwonk Fortress
Max HP: 10
Attack: 1
Defense: 0
Description: A gold-colored Fuzzy that attacks by charging at you. Unlike normal Fuzzies, it won't drain your HP.

52. Green Fuzzy
Japanese Name: Green Chorobon
Location: Keelhaul Key
Max HP: 5
Attack: 3
Defense: 0
Description: This minty Fuzzy replenishes its HP as it drains yours. And it can multiply.

53. Flower Fuzzy
Japanese Name: Flower Chorobon
Location: Keelhaul Key
Max HP: 6
Attack: 3
Defense: 0
Description: A Fuzzy with lovely coloring. It'll suck your FP and attack with magic when full.

54. Pokey
Japanese Name: Sanbo (From "saboten", meaning "cactus", with the "te" taken out and the last two remaining kana swapped around)
Location: Glitzville
Max HP: 4
Attack: 3
Defense: 0
Description: A cactus ghoul covered from head to base in nasty spines. It attacks by lobbing sections of itself at you, and can even call other Pokeys to come fight alongside it.

55. Poison Pokey
Japanese Name: Doku Sanbo (Doku means poison)
Location: Riverside Station
Max HP: 8
Attack: 4
Defense: 0
Description: A poisonous Pokey that attacks with poison and sometimes calls in friends. Take it out quickly.

56. Pale Piranha
Japanese Name: Pakkun Flower (The Japanese name for Piranha Plants in general - pakkun comes from the Japanese onomatopoeia "pakupaku", the sound of flapping one's mouth open and closed, which is also where Pac-Man gets his name)
Location: Boggly Woods
Max HP. 4
Attack: 2
Defense: 0
Description: A monochrome Piranha Plant that attacks with a nasty bite. If you see one, throw all you've got at it, or run.

57. Putrid Piranha
Japanese Name: Poison Pakkun
Location: Keelhaul Key
Max HP: 8
Attack: 3
Defense: 0
Description: A poisonous Piranha Plant. It'll poison your allies. Use your Guard effectively to avoid poisoning.

58. Frost Piranha
Japanese Name: Ice Pakkun
Location: Fahr Outpost
Max HP: 10
Attack: 5
Defense: 0
Description: A Piranha Plant with ice powers that's weak against fire. Its biting attack sometimes freezes you.

59. Piranha Plant
Japanese Name: Killer Pakkun
Location: Pit of 100 Trials
Max HP: 15
Attack: 9
Defense: 0
Description: The strongest of the Piranha Plants. It likes to live... in pipes.

60. Crazee Dayzee
Japanese Name: Pansy-san
Location: Twilight Trail
Max HP: 7
Attack: 2
Defense: 0
Description: This fleet-footed flower foe is super-cute, and it sings one hypnotically sleepy lullaby.

61. Amazy Dayzee
Japanese Name: Kirameku Pansy-san (Kirameku means "glittering")
Location: Twilight Trail
Max HP: 20
Attack: 20
Defense: 1
Description: A mystical Dayzee that's almost never seen. Since it has such high HP, and since it's so quick to run away, this creature is almost impossible to beat.

62. Pider
Japanese Name: Piders (An anagram of "spider")
Location: The Great Tree
Max HP: 5
Attack: 2
Defense: 0
Description: A spidery creature that drops down on webs. It can shoot out three web-wads to attack consecutively.

63. Arantula
Japanese Name: Turantala (An anagram of "tarantula", also could be romanised as "Tulantara")
Location: Pit of 100 Trials
Max HP: 16
Attack: 7
Defense: 0
Description: A spiderlike creature that lives deep underground and spits web-wads. Its coloring is intimidating, but don't worry; it's not poisonous.

64. Swooper
Japanese Name: Basabasa (Onomatopoeia for a rustling sound)
Location: Creepy Steeple
Max HP: 6
Attack: 3
Defense: 0
Description: A roosting creature that will hang from the ceiling until damaged.

65. Swoopula
Japanese Name: Basabasa Chururu (I have no idea what if anything "chururu" means)
Location: Palace of Shadow
Max HP: 9
Attack: 4
Defense: 0
Description: An HP-sucking, batlike thing. Its name comes from its swooping, bloodsucking attack.

66. Swampire
Japanese Name: Vampiren (Vanpaiyān in katakana)
Location: Pit of 100 Trials
Max HP: 20
Attack: 6
Defense: 0
Description: A feared health-sucking bat that lives in the darkness. It steals your HP to add to its own.

67. Dark Puff
Japanese Name: Kurokumōn (From "kurokumo", meaning "dark clouds")
Location: Boggly Woods
Max HP: 3
Attack: 2
Defense: 0
Description: A thunderhead that attacks with lightning. Don't touch it when it's charged up, or you'll be in for a shock.

68. Ruff Puff
Japanese Name: Kumokumōn
Location: Riverside Station
Max HP: 7
Attack: 4
Defense: 0
Description: A relative of the Dark Puff... or perhaps just a different-colored one. It charges up and shocks you with lightning.

69. Ice Puff
Japanese Name: Blizzard
Location: Fahr Outpost
Max HP: 9
Attack: 4
Defense: 0
Description: Ruff Puff's chilly brother, it will sometimes freeze you with cold breath.

70. Poison Puff
Japanese Name: Dokugassun (From "Doku Gas", meaning "Poison Gas")
Location: Pit of 100 Trials
Max HP: 15
Attack: 8
Defense: 0
Description: A poisonous cloud creature. It'll charge you or try to poison you, and if you touch it while it's storing poison, you'll get hurt.

71. Boo
Japanese Name: Telesa (From "tereru", meaning "to be shy" - it's spelled "Teresa" in katakana, which is a proper name, but Telesa is apparently the official romanisation)
Location: Creepy Steeple
Max HP: 7
Attack: 3
Defense: 0
Description: A somewhat shy ghost that can make itself and its allies invisible. It may be a ghost, but it's pretty cute.

72. Atomic Boo
Japanese Name: Atomic Telesa
Location: Creepy Steeple
Max HP: 40
Attack: 4
Defense: 0
Description: A massive creature made up of countless Boos. It attacks by breaking apart and sending out hundreds of Boos.

73. Dark Boo
Japanese Name: Dark Telesa
Location: Poshley Sanctum
Max HP: 8
Attack: 5
Defense: 0
Description: A creepy-looking Boo with high HP and Attack. Get it before it turns invisible!

74. Ember
Japanese Name: Elmo's (A reference to St. Elmo's fire)
Location: Keelhaul Key
Max HP: 8
Attack: 3
Defense: 0
Description: These blue flame spirits are susceptible to ice and explosive attacks. They're said to be vengeful spirits of the recent dead.

75. Lava Bubble
Japanese Name: Bubble
Location: Pirate's Grotto
Max HP: 6
Attack: 4
Defense: 0
Description: This flame spirit is vulnerable to explosions and ice attacks. If you stomp on it, you'll take damage.

76. Phantom Ember
Japanese Name: Phantom
Location: Palace of Shadow
Max HP: 10
Attack: 5
Defense: 0
Description: An angry spirit from beyond. Its flame attack will set you on fire.

77. Bald Cleft
Japanese Name: Shinnosuke
Location: Petal Meadows
Max HP: 2
Attack: 1
Defense: 2
Description: Basically a rock monster with a swarthy-looking face. It attacks by charging and is impervious to fire.

78. Hyper Bald Cleft
Japanese Name: Hyper Shinnosuke
Location: Glitzville
Max HP: 3
Attack: 2
Defense: 2
Description: A hyperactive Bald Cleft that can charge up energy, boosting its Attack to 8.

79. Cleft
Japanese Name: Shin'emon
Location: Boggly Woods
Max HP: 2
Attack: 2
Defense: 2
Description: A spiky, rock-headed jerk that's impervious to fire attacks and has a solid body.

80. Iron Cleft
Japanese Name: Iron Shin'emon
Location: Glitzville
Max HP: 6
Attack: 4
Defense: Unknown
Description: No attacks can pierce the Defense of this hard, metallic Cleft. Are they impossible to defeat???

81. Iron Cleft
Japanese Name: Iron Shin'emon
Location: Glitzville
Max HP: 6
Attack: 4
Defense: Unknown
Description: No attacks can pierce the Defense of this hard, metallic Cleft. Since this one is wearing green shoes, it must be the younger brother.

82. Hyper Cleft
Japanese Name: Hyper Shin'emon
Location: Twilight Trail
Max HP: 4
Attack: 3
Defense: 3
Description: A hyperactive Cleft that uses charge moves to boost its Attack power to 9.

83. Moon Cleft
Japanese Name: Tsuki no Shin'emon (Literally "Cleft of the Moon")
Location: The Moon
Max HP: 6
Attack: 5
Defense: 5.
Description: A Cleft living on the moon. Its Defense is high, but if you turn it over with an explosion, its Defense goes down to 0.

84. Bristle
Japanese Name: Togedarumā (From "toge" meaning "spine" and Daruma dolls)
Location: Petal Meadows
Max HP: 2
Attack: 1
Defense: 4
Description: A petrified, spine-covered monster that attacks by charging at you and is impervious to fire. If you approach, its spikes will pop out and poke you.

85. Dark Bristle
Japanese Name: Yami Togedarumā
Location: Pit of 100 Trials
Max HP: 8
Attack: 8
Defense: 4
Description: An ancient creature made of rock. Its Defense is high. You can't jump on it because of its spikes, and you can't get close to it because of its spears.

86. Bob-omb
Japanese Name: Bomb Hei (Bomb Soldier)
Location: Glitzville
Max HP: 4
Attack: 2
Defense: 1
Description: A round bomb soldier that gets furious when damaged and attacks by charging and then exploding.

87. Bulky Bob-omb
Japanese Name: Heavy Bomb
Location: Pirate's Grotto
Max HP: 6
Attack: 2
Defense: 1
Description: A big pink Bob-omb that explodes after 4 turns. That explosion is big, so take it out before then.

88. Bob-ulk
Japanese Name: Giant Bomb
Location: Pit of 100 Trials
Max HP: 10
Attack: 4
Defense: 2
Description: A really, really big Bob-omb that explodes after 4 turns. Take it out before then or you'll be peeling your lips off the ceiling!

89. Chain-Chomp
Japanese Name: Wanwan (The sound of a dog barking)
Location: Palace of Shadow
Max HP: 7
Attack: 6
Defense: 5
Description: It's tough to damage this creature, but it has low HP, so it's possible to take it out with one decisive blow.

90. Red Chomp
Japanese Name: Red Wanwan
Location: Glitzville
Max HP: 6
Attack: 5
Defense: 3
Description: A red, brutal Chain-Chomp. Attack and Defense are high. Rumor has it that it's so angry because someone painted it red while it was sleeping...

91. Bill Blaster
Japanese Name: Killer Taihō (Killer Cannon)
Location: Pirate's Grotto
Max HP: 5
Defense: 2
Description: A large black cannon that shoots Bullet Bills. Unknown whether it is alive or not.
Note: It doesn't have an Attack stat because it doesn't actually attack directly.

92. Bullet Bill
Japanese Name: Killer
Location: Pirate's Grotto
Max HP: 2
Attack: 4
Defense: 1
Description: A projectile that attacks after being shot from a Bill Blaster. Take it out before it slams into you.

93. Bombshell Bill Blaster
Japanese Name: Super Killer Taihō
Location: Palace of Shadow
Max HP: 10
Defense: 4
Description: A much tougher Bill Blaster. It's really strong, but if you don't beat it, it'll keep shooting Bombshell Bills.

94. Bombshell Bill
Japanese Name: Super Killer
Location: Palace of Shadow
Max HP: 3
Attack: 6
Defense: 2
Description: A souped-up Bullet Bill. It'll hit you hard if you don't take it out first. Its HP is low, so do it quickly!

95. Dark Wizzerd
Japanese Name: Mahomaho (From "mahō", meaning "magic")
Location: Palace of Shadow
Max HP: 10
Attack: 5
Defense: 2
Description: A part-machine, part-organic, magic-using entity. It'll multiply itself to confuse you.

96. Wizzerd
Japanese Name: Mahōn
Location: Pit of 100 Trials
Max HP: 10
Attack: 6
Defense: 3
Description: A part-machine, part-organic creature who uses different kinds of magic. It looks to be the best tickler of all time.

97. Elite Wizzerd
Japanese Name: Mahomahōn
Location: Pit of 100 Trials
Max HP: 12
Attack: 8
Defense: 5
Description: The top of the heap for half-machine organisms. It uses various magic moves, and if it's alone, it'll create illusions of itself.

98. Blooper
Japanese Name: Gessō (A pun on "geso", meaning "squid legs")
Location: Rogueport Sewers
Max HP: 12
Attack: 1
Defense: 0
Description: A giant, squidlike thing that attacks with its ink and tentacles. Based on its dialect, it may come from the western sea.

99. Hooktail
Japanese Name: Gonbaba
Location: Hooktail Castle
Max HP: 20
Attack: 5
Defense: 1
Description: This giant dragon attacks by munching, stomping, and breathing stinky, fiery breath. It hates things that make chirping noises, especially creatures that start with "cr" and end with "icket".

100. Gloomtail
Japanese Name: Bunbaba
Location: Palace of Shadow
Max HP: 80
Attack: 8
Defense: 2
Description: Hooktail's brother. He's a big, dark, poison-spewing baddie. Watch out for his famous megabreath attack!

101. Bonetail
Japanese Name: Zonbaba (Or possibly Zombaba, since it could come from "zombie")
Location: Pit of 100 Trials
Max HP: 200
Attack: 8
Defense: 2
Description: The oldest brother of Hooktail. He's just bones now. He's incredibly tough... Maybe even the toughest?

102. Rawk Hawk
Japanese Name: Gold Hawk
Location: Glitzville
Max HP: 40
Attack: 4
Defense: 0
Description: A champion fighter. Battling him requires a certain level of artistry. "You wanna hate me, but you can't help but love the RAAAAAAAWWWWK!"

103. Macho Grubba
Japanese Name: Macho Guns
Location: Glitzville
Max HP: 60
Attack: 4
Defense: 0
Description: Macho Grubba has the confidence to match his muscles after being powered up by the Crystal Star.

104. Doopliss
Japanese Name: Rumpel (From Rumpelstiltskin, fitting as the player has to guess Doopliss's name, just like in the fairytale)
Location: Various
Max HP: 40
Attack: 6
Defense: 0
Description: A fiend who takes the shapes of Mario and friends, then attacks. Currently a member of the Shadow Sirens.

105. Cortez
Japanese Name: Cortez
Location: Pirate's Grotto
Max HP: 20
Attack: 4
Defense: 1
Description: A pirate spirit who stayed in Keelhaul Key to guard his treasure.

106. Smorg
Japanese Name: Moremore
Location: Excess Express
Max HP: 50
Attack: 5
Defense: 1
Description: A monster made of tons of smaller Smorgs. It uses Smorg tentacles to attack.

107. X-Naut
Japanese Name: Gundan'in (Soldier)
Location: Various
Max HP: 4
Attack: 3
Defense: 0
Description: A foot soldier that uses potions and attacks by ramming. This X-Naut is the lowest of Grodus's underlings.

108. X-Naut PhD
Japanese Name: Kenkyūin (Researcher)
Location: X-Naut Fortress
Max HP: 9
Attack: 4
Defense: 0
Description: An X-Naut that throws chemicals. Research is ongoing about the effects of the chemicals they throw.

109. Elite X-Naut
Japanese Name: Elite Gundan'in
Location: X-Naut Fortress
Max HP: 10
Attack: 5
Defense: 1
Description: The pinnacle of the X-Naut troops, this soldier tackles and throws potions. Elite X-Nauts may be enhanced with nutrients developed by X-Naut PhDs.

110. Yux
Japanese Name: Barriern
Location: The Great Tree
Max HP: 3
Attack: 2
Defense: 0
Description: These pathetically ugly creatures were created in the X-Naut laboratories. With Mini-Yux around them, they're impervious to all attacks.

111. Mini-Yux
Japanese Name: Petit Barriern
Location: The Great Tree
Max HP: 1
Attack: 0
Defense: 0
Description: Each one can divide into two. As long as you clear these out first, ordinary Yux are nothing to be feared.

112. Z-Yux
Japanese Name: Barriern Z
Location: The Moon
Max HP: 7
Attack: 4
Defense: 0
Description: A genetic improvement on the original Yux. Mini-Z-Yux often appear to restore HP or protect the main unit from damage.

113. Mini-Z-Yux
Japanese Name: Petit Barriern Z
Location: The Moon
Max HP: 2
Attack is 0
Defense: 0
Description: A protector of the Z-Yux. There can be as many as 4. They must all be defeated to make the Z-Yux vulnerable.

114. X-Yux
Japanese Name: Barriern XX
Location: X-Naut Fortress
Max HP: 10
Attack: 3
Defense: 1
Description: A new Yux designed to protect important areas. Its attacks will sometimes immobilize you.
Note: Goombella's Tattle reveals that this enemy's name is read "Cross"-Yux, not as "Ex"-Yux. This could therefore apply to the other similarly-named enemies too (for example, X-Naut would be read as Cross-Naut, not as Ex-Naut, making a pun on Noughts and Crosses, the British name for Tic-Tac-Toe.)

115. Mini-X-Yux
Japanese Name: Petit Barriern XX
Location: X-Naut Fortress
Max HP: 1
Attack: 0
Defense: 0
Description: A protector of the X-Yux. You can't attack the main unit until you clear these things out.

116. Grodus X
Japanese
Name: Batsu Barriern (Batsu is the Japanese name for the symbol ×, the multiplication sign. It's also part of Grodus's Japanese name.)
Location: Palace of Shadow
Max HP: 3
Attack: 4
Defense: 0
Description: An annoying magical protector of Grodus. When he has four of these, he's invincible!

117. Magnus
Japanese Name: Battender Robo (Battender is the name for the X-Naut group, again coming from "Batsu", the Japanese reading of the symbol ×)
Location: The Great Tree
Max HP: 30
Attack: 2
Defense: 1
Description: A powerful and cutting-edge robot built by X-Naut scientists. It has all the features expected of a robot, including rocket fists.

118. Magnus 2.0
Japanese Name: Battender Mark 2
Location: X-Naut Fortress
Max HP: 70
Attack: 6
Defense: 2
Description: The biggest upgrades seem to be the flying features. Watch out for the improved machine gun.

119. Lord Crump
Japanese Name: Pekeder (Peke is the Japanese name for the symbol ✘, signifying negation or "incorrect")
Location: Various
Max HP: 30
Attack: 3
Defense: 0
Description: The X-Naut leader. He likes to attack with body slams. Always an interesting foe...

120. Grodus
Japanese Name: Batsugarufu (I'm not sure what "garufu" is supposed to be - it's a romanisation of the English word "gulf", but that doesn't make much sense.)
Location: Palace of Shadow
Max HP: 50
Attack: 7
Defense: 1
Description: The nasty creature that kidnapped Peach. He's into world domination. Some hobby, huh?

121. Beldam
Japanese Name: Majorin (A combination of "majo" meaning "witch" and "Rin" which is a Japanese female first name, also possibly a pun on the English name Marjorie)
Location: Various
Max HP: 30
Attack: 5
Defense: 0
Description: Leader of the three Shadow Sirens. She'll throw all sorts of magic at you and has a very unpleasant disposition.

122. Marilyn
Japanese Name: Marilyn
Location: Various
Max HP: 40
Attack: 7
Defense: 0
Description: Beldam's sister, and therefore one of the Shadow Sirens. Her Attack is high, so take her out first.

123. Vivian
Japanese Name: Vivian
Location: Boggly Woods
Max HP: 10
Attack: 1
Defense: 0.
Description: One of the Shadow Sirens and Beldam's youngest sister. She's so cute, she's able to infatuate anyone.

124. Shadow Queen
Japanese Name: Kage no Joō (Literally "Queen of Shadow(s)")
Location: Palace of Shadow
Max HP: 150
Attack: 7
Defense: 1
Description: The demon who possessed Peach. She tried to cast the world into darkness, but Mario whipped her but good. And Peach is back to normal, thank goodness!

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