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What is it you dream of, child of mine?

Here's a little NAQ for people who might be interested. What's an NAQ, you ask? Well, it's like an FAQ, only it's questions people never ask me. (Okay, maybe some people ask me some of these, but not very often.) Q: What's your real name? A: My first name is April. I'm not telling you my last name. Q: Where do you live? A: In England, far away from everyone else I know (except Angel). Q: How old are you? A: 29. I'll be 30 in March. Q: Are you male or female? A: I'm a transgender female, currently 3+ months on HRT. Q: What do you look like? A: Not feminine enough. But I'm hoping that'll change sooner or later. Q: Do you actually have a real job? A: I work as a live-in carer for a housemate. I get paid for it, and it also means I don't have to look for work, so I'm happy. I also sometimes edit my housemate's stories, but that's more a thing I do to help out rather than an actual job. Q: Wait, your housemate write...

Beautiful face, mind of a child

Inspired by (and totally not ripped off of) JelloApocalypse's Movies Reviewed in 10 Words or Less series, I'm going to try and review almost every video game I own in ten words or fewer. I won't give ratings because I suck at deciding how much I like something, so I guess these'll be more like summaries than reviews? Anyway, here they are. Also, I know some of these might sound a bit harsh or negative, but that doesn't always mean I dislike the game. Assassin's Creed II - One character says "It's-a me, Mario!" Enough said. Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood - Now you can make your own assassins! Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag - (singing) Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free! Batman: Arkham Asylum - (gruff voice) I'm Batman. Bayonetta - Devil May Cry, fanservice edition! Blue Dragon - Proof that cliché storms aren't always bad. Brütal Legend - Great concept, awesome soundtrack, mediocre gameplay. Crash Bandicoot - The ...

You could have called this game "Bird vs. Camel" and no one would have argued with you

Here's a list of the differences between the Japanese and English versions of the Pokémon anime. Why? Because I thought people might be interested, and because I'm bored. I'm only focussing on the original series here, so everything before Advanced Generation. First, name changes: Satoshi became Ash Ketchum. Shigeru Orchid became Gary Oak. Orchid-hakase (lit. Professor Orchid) became Professor Oak. Kasumi became Misty (like in the games). Takeshi became Brock (ditto). Musashi and Kojirō became Jessie and James. Nyarth became Meowth. Rocket-dan (lit. the Rocket Gang) was renamed to Team Rocket. Kosaburō and Yamato became Butch and Cassidy. Sakaki became Giovanni (again, like in the games) Most of the town names are just translations (i.e. Tokiwa City, literally "tree-coloured city", became Viridian City, viridian being a shade of green). Nurse Joy's name was unchanged (though she was just called Joy or Joy-san in the original). Junsar became Off...

So behold the flight of the sapphire dragon!

Spyro the Dragon - Complete Guidebook Just because. This isn't a walkthrough or anything, just a complete list of all the talismans, orbs, Skill Points and Achievements/Trophies in the original trilogy and its remake. Could be handy as a reference guide, though. Skill Points: (Note: Skill Points are unique to the Reignited Trilogy remake)  Artisans: Reach tricky platform Stone Hill: Burn the hidden pink tulip Town Square: All bulls stuck Peacekeepers: Scare 6 Gnorcs into tents Dr. Shemp: Perfect High Caves: Burn hidden painting Blowhard: Ride a Druid platform for 10 seconds Terrace Village: No electric floor damage Metalhead: Perfect Dream Weavers: Secret room Haunted Towers: Burn blue wizard hat Lofty Castle: Destroy hidden stump Jacques: Perfect Gnasty Gnorc: Perfect Achievements/Trophies ( Reignited Trilogy version only) Gnasty's Demise - Collect all Spyro the Dragon Trophies Boom! - Take a trip with a Balloonist Hop, S...

And magic makes it all complete

More pointless trivia about My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic . Fun drinking game: Take a shot every time I use the word "originally" or "original" in this post. Rarity was originally going to be the Element of Inspiration, but the writers thought the concept might be too hard for little kids to understand, so she was changed to being the Element of Generosity instead. The show was originally going to be called My Little Pony Adventures . The show's concept began when Lauren Faust pitched an idea for an original show based on her dolls called Milky Way and the Galaxy Girls . Rarity was originally going to be a fan of dressage (a real-life type of horse performance where the horse and rider go through a series of complicated and practiced moves), which was supposed to be an Equestrian version of dancing. Sweet Apple Acres was originally going to be called Big Apple Orchard or Big Apple Farm, and would have been located in Fillydelphia rather than Pony...

So far away, but still so near

It's time for (some pointless trivia about) Animaniacs! Animaniacs! (yes, the exclamation point is part of the title) was initially conceived as a spin-off to Tiny Toon Adventures called Plucky Duck Adventures, starring Plucky Duck, the character from the aforementioned show, before it was decided to make it into an original show instead. When starting out, the main characters were originally three green duck brothers (similar in design to Plucky Duck). There was Yakky, the talkative one who wore a bow-tie, Smakky, the ill-tempered and violent one who always carried a large mallet, and Wakky, the eccentric and weird one. As the development process continued, a fourth, female duck (who was not named in concept art) was introduced. After their designs changed from ducks to anthropomorphic dogs, the characters morphed into what they are now. Yakky essentially became Yakko, with the only change being swapping the bow tie for a pair of brown slacks. Wakko inherited Wakky's perso...

Yes, we're the super powers!

Pointless trivia about Final Fantasy. Mostly VII, IX and X. Final Fantasy X originally didn't begin as a Final Fantasy game at all. The initial concept was for an independent game called Seventeen, a science fiction game about a virus that kills people on their 18th birthday. The main character, a doctor/priestess, travels the world handing out vaccines for the disease under the employ of a pharmaceutical company/cult. It would later be revealed that the vaccines were actually causing the disease, and the company was using this to control the population. When the plot was reworked into a Final Fantasy game, the virus was changed to a monster, the pharmaceutical company was changed to a corrupt church and the doctor/priestess was changed to a summoner on a religious pilgrimage. Tidus's Japanese name is Tida, which in the Ainu language means "sun". Yuna's name means "moon" and Wakka's name means "water". This is why Tidus and Yuna's C...